We have an interesting perspective on today’s article. If your money could express itself, what would it say about you?
If the money in your account or purse could voice their opinions, what would they say about your way of life and spending, check out the categories below and see where you fall.
Generous El-Shaddai- As for me o, my owner thinks he’s ‘el-shaddai’. One thing he doesn’t realise is that any ‘el-shaddai’ on this earth shall die (see the bars we dropped there). But it’s the truth o- that position is reserved for God alone.
Because my owner is always reaching inside somewhere to bring out money, whether from his account o, or his wallet abi pocket.
My owner is never tired of giving- it’s just too much. My owner gives like there’s no tomorrow, even when he knows there’s no chance he is getting it back. It’s almost like he doesn’t have any needs. But don’t mind him, he definitely has needs. There are moments when he is broke sef.
The Stingy Owner- Omo, my own owner has determined that I will never see the light of day o. The other day, I heard him from inside the wallet saying that he didn’t have any money. I and my friends began to wonder if we were paper or stone or perhaps leaves. My owner doesn’t want to use us.
The funny part is that he keeps adding more to us every month. At some point, I was scared our wallet would burst but eventually he had to make some payments. In the end, we’re still good. On the bright side, we get to remain crisp and fresh,. Not having to worry about germs and being passed from one hand to another is a great plus.
Mrs Adventurous- Yes, you read right. My owner can travel for months. She is never tired- from Bali to Kwali, from continent to continent. The fun part is that I get to travel the world and experience different currencies. Anytime I hear my owner planning a trip, I am always filled with joy because I know for sure that we are travelling and she is not making small plans.
Investor Le Patron- As the name implies, my owner invests so much. It is by the grace of God that I have not died of high BP- and he is not relenting. From one new money making plan to the other, investment is the order of the day. One of the advantages of this is that I keep multiplying because of course investments bring profits, abi is it dividends.
Foodie- My owner loves food too much. Do you know how many times I have responded with there’s food at home and yet she still goes ahead to buy food? If I had a dollar for every time she bought coffee outside when she could easily make it at home, I’d have a lot of friends.
Gambler of Life- We hail thee sir. I am familiar with all the betting sites, all thanks to my owner. No day passes without us betting. Hmm, there are plenty of stories I can tell you. But I’ll just say this, betting is not really the best option for survival. My owner takes pride in saying he never loses or that if he loses he will recover it back but I can tell you confidently that his losses far outweigh his gains.
Women, Oh Women- Whenever my owner has money, you already know he will spend it all on women. My happiness in the hands of my owner is always short-lived because before you know what is happening, I end up in the purse or bank account of one aunty like that. EVERY SINGLE TIME. It is almost as if these women are monitoring him. I wonder if he thinks about this.
This is just friendly reminder to think about our spending habits and what our cash would say if it could talk. Have a great week folks!
