It’s a scene straight out of a comedy movie.
Imagine a Ghanaian captivating a crowd in a crowded market square, expertly bargaining for fruits while teaching the Russian vendor a few dance moves on the side, while the blend of cultures creates so much liveliness.
From animated debates about the best jollof rice recipe to passionate discussions on the prowess of our football legends or political candidates, they inject a dose of enthusiasm that lights up the environment.
Whether it’s the sound of afrobeats piercing through the snow or the sight of a Nigerian rocking a traditional outfit with a furry winter jacket on it, you’re in for an unforgettable ride.
Beyond the beautiful colour of our skin, here’s how you can tell there’s an African nearby:
- They’re the ones expertly dancing through the snow while everyone else is slipping and sliding like penguins. And don’t forget the many snow pictures that might make it to their WhatsApp status or Instagram page for everyone to see that they’re abroad.
- You’ll find them effortlessly negotiating in so many languages: English, Russian and in-between.They refuse to be cheated and they can haggle for discounts like nobody’s business.
- They’re the life of the party, always armed with a Bluetooth speaker, blasting an eclectic mix of afrobeats, highlife, and sometimesRussian pop music. Nobody can resist their infectious moves.
- While others are struggling with the Russian alphabet, they’ve already mastered it and can read Russian street signs like they were lyrics to their favourite songs. They learn street Russian and easily relate with the natives like friends.
- Spot someone rocking a “Super Eagles” or “Black Stars” jersey with pride, shouting passionately at the TV screen during football matches. Their enthusiasm is infectious even when it’s a ‘Messi versus Ronaldo’ banter.
- Look for the folks donning the most colourful outfits, seamlessly blending traditional African prints with fur-lined coats. Even in winter, you’ll be able to spot the native outfits from a distance with a coat to add a touch of warmth!
- Need directions? They’re the ones eagerly offering help, equipped with Google Maps, Yandex, and a sixth sense for finding the best fun joints and shawarma spots in town.
- Watch out for the sudden bursts of laughter and animated conversations in public places– buses, classrooms, bars. They have a natural knack for storytelling and keeping spirits high, no matter the setting.
- Look for the biggest smiles and warmest greetings, Africans radiate friendliness and are known for their welcoming nature, making friends wherever they go.
- Spot the person effortlessly switching from the cyrillic keyboard to emojis, creating a whole new language fusion that can only be deciphered by the most tech-savvy.
- They sometimes switch to Russian on their WhatsApp to flex their multilingual skills. Then they add a few common Russian words when speaking English to prove that Russian is part of their system.
- They’re the ones hosting the wildest Afrobeat parties in the heart of Moscow. You’ll recognize them by the sound of the bass vibrating through the entire neighbourhood.
- Spot the person skillfully navigating the metro system with a superhuman ability to find the shortest routes and the least crowded trains, making even seasoned Muscovites envious.
- Look for the ones with a secret stash of suya spice and dried pepper hidden in their bags, ready to sprinkle it on anything from shashlik to Russian fried rice, turning every meal into an unforgettable flavour explosion.
- Keep an eye out for the most passionate debates and hot takes. They’re never afraid to defend their beliefs or fight for their political candidates even if they’re not present in their home country.
Through their vibrant personalities, infectious laughter, and warm hospitality, Africans in Russia bring a touch of sunshine to the coldest of winters. They bridge cultural gaps, spark friendships, and create lasting memories that transcend borders and languages.
That’s it folks. But what did we miss? How else do you recognise an African in Russia?
